The Newspaper is Biased

1:25 PM April 29th 2008

Gather ‘round, and I’ll tell you the tale of the news medium that has you all fooled.

Your local newspaper is not the bastion of respectability that you think it is.  People are oh-so-careful not to believe everything they read on the internet, but if it's in the newspaper, well, that's a COMPLETELY different story.  If it's on paper, it must be true!  The newspaper is infallible, right?  Their job is to report the news without bias, and it's then up to you to make up your own mind, right?  BULL. SHIT.

Newspapers are not infallible for the same reason that the internet is not infallible; newspapers and online news sources are both run by regular people, and your average person is fucking loony.  Every insane theory and crazy bouncing around the mind of the writer will find its way into what you read, and influence how you think about the story.

You're all a bunch of sheep, easily led astray by words of influence.  Let's go through some examples, because I believe most of you are drooling idiots who still don't have a clue about what I'm trying to say.

Consider the following two sentences:

1. "A family of four was killed in a murder suicide yesterday. The gunman had a history of depression, and had recently lost his job."

2. "An entire family was slaughtered just last night.  A madman burst into their home and mercilessly gunned them down before taking his own life."

Scentence #1 makes it sound like the tragedy it is, without resorting to shock tactics.  It's reasonably neutral, and the language used is language that leaves room for you to draw your own conclusions.  Sentence #2 is the sensationalized bullshit that makes up 90% of the news.  It leaves little room for judgment, and no room to draw any of your own conclusions about what happened. We're constantly being spoon-fed our opinions in this manner, and if you don't believe it, take a look at the front page of any newspaper.  The cover story is ALWAYS an attention grabber, with BIG WORDS and exciting pictures.  Real news is boring; the newspapers have taken a cue from TV news and dumbed everything down for you assholes.

Bias is inherent; completely neutral language would make for a very boring story.  There is a line between “enjoyable to read”, however, and “completely opinionated”. Consider the word "mercilessly".  How does the reporter know that the gunman was merciless?  For that matter, who gets to decide what merciless is? Maybe he shot them all in the back of the head, and it was over fast. If that's merciless, what do you call it when someone shoots a group of hostages in the knees and feeds them broken glass?  How do you go above "merciless"?  The language simply doesn't fit, much of the time. It's used to elect a certain response from you, and by god, they get it.

The newspaper is a dying medium, but that does not mean it doesn't hold the power to change, to inspire. To get something changed, the quickest way is to write about it, with extreme bias, in the newspaper. The kind of people who read the newspaper and believe what they read are generally idiots, anyway, and are more than willing to have someone think for them.

Not content to use language to fuck with us, the newspaper chooses only the pictures that make the most sensational impact. Someone guns down a family, and the newspaper has to pick a picture of him to run. They're not going to show a photo of him in better times, with a smile on his face and family around him. They're going to use the picture that makes him look like a fuckin' lunatic!

The bias in TV news is obvious, if you're reasonably observant.  Slanted towards violence and hollow human interest stories, TV news does not have half the prestige of print news.  Picking out the bias in print news is much harder; unless you're actually looking for it, you won't spot it.  You'll read it, draw the conclusions you're expected to draw, and walk away feeling like YOU decided how to process the story. 

The truth is, there is no source of news that simply presents the facts.  The issue is exacerbated by multiple newspapers buying a story from a wire service, and running the story verbatim.  There is no source of news that does not leave the mark of the writer's belief on the presented information.  The only thing you can do is keep your mind open, and watch out for the bullshit.

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